No sex makes for a cranky Jessy.
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
I really need to stop neglecting this thing. Although… It’s almost 1 a.m., and I’m still awake. Darn you, Tumblr.
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Is this true? I hope it is.
In my quest to be a healthier and more active person, yesterday I had the bright idea to walk up and down six stories at work. Twice. My thighs are feeling the effects this morning. In the near future I am going to join a gym, but it just seems so daunting. The most promising gym thus far seems to be Planet Fitness. $10 a month, and open 24/7. We shall see.
metalunicornprincess asked: I know this is random but where did you take that ancestry test?